reinagold:

tomfordvelvetorchid:

Lil Uzi has fresh eucalyptus in his shower

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Quick run down:

The smell is soothing and the steam and heat from the shower helps to release the aromatherapy powers of the plants, making them good for your mind and body, too.

So, when you turn on the shower the steam activates the essential oils in the plant, which clear up a host of respiratory issues.

Natural decongestant some say it’s helped with their allergies.

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urocyonfox:

alexanders-archives:

pr1nceshawn:

The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.

It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.

My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.

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megatraven:
“ phoenixbracer:
“ autumngracy:
“ zooophagous:
“ victoriankeysmash:
“ nicejewishgirl:
“ thegolddig:
“ Huge Vintage Triple Mirror
(more information, more etsy gold)
”
btw this is called a triple wedding ring mirror
”
Im so glad faerie...

megatraven:

phoenixbracer:

autumngracy:

zooophagous:

victoriankeysmash:

nicejewishgirl:

thegolddig:

Huge Vintage Triple Mirror

(more information, more etsy gold)

btw this is called a triple wedding ring mirror

Im so glad faerie portals are coming with options these days

How the fuck was this photographed

How the fuck was this photographed

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the second pic made me feel such an enormous amount of dread and i fear that if i turn around, he’ll be standing right behind me and i will finally learn the truth of what he had to do

(Source: thegolddig, via sorry)

faeforge:
“ thedarksideoflimbo:
“ Three things I find hilarious about this:
1: Jeff Goode goes to Furry Cons
2: Disney acknowledges and prepares show creators that their show will, most definitely, become porn.
3: Disney has examples on hand of how...

faeforge:

thedarksideoflimbo:

Three things I find hilarious about this:

1: Jeff Goode goes to Furry Cons

2: Disney acknowledges and prepares show creators that their show will, most definitely, become porn.

3: Disney has examples on hand of how said show will, most definitely, become porn.

Pffft!!!!!

Disney doesn’t just have examples of said porn!!

Ok story time. Yeaaaars ago i dated an animator chick. During that short time together we ran around a lot and met a bunch of industry people in our area.

One of them used to work for Disney. So we are hanging out at his apartment and conversation being what it is he kinda says “hold on” and goes off to dig in the closet. He comes back and sets down a couple STACKS (and im talking foot high) of printer paper.

What followed were a couple hours of hysterical laughing as we paged through “a history of Disney animation- porn edition”

See Disney has this weird rule in their artist contracts- everything you create while in their employ is THEIRS. Even in the off time. Its one of the reasons they are reviled in the industry. But the rule was set in place to basically steal good ideas from their staff or force them to ONLY work on Disney ip’s while employed.

The jokes on them though. They didn’t count on most artists being giant perverts (this story is also why i laugh when people tell me drawing smut will ‘ruin your art career’)

So! Disney being bastards ended up earning them smut of everything they’ve ever created. And also per their policies they had to keep it. Every artist knew about the smut vault and our buddy here had photocopied a chunk of it. Yes… 2-3 feet of smut was just a chunk of it.

Snow white? Rescue rangers? Goofy? Minnie? Micky? Beauty and the beast? Aladdin? Yup you name it it was there. Some of it was mild. The topless little mermaid stuff made sense at least. Some was raunchy as hell. ALL OF IT in the animation style of the films and shows.

So yes, not only does Disney know there will be porn, have the porn, but they official porn.

You’re welcome.

(Source: maswartz, via sorry)

injuries-in-dust:

Have a pleasant anniversary of your homeworld successfully making a full rotation around your sun.

I hope the next orbit will be a pleasant one for you.

biadoreshipper:

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I always wondered why Adore posed like that… I mean you can see the other man’s arm around Adore, so why didn’t she do it so she was ya know holding onto them both?

But tbh I ain’t complaining ‘cause we got a cute ass pic of them.


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